It appears a lot of us have put Sturgis on a perch.
by WIP Caller10/20/2015 3:22:53 AM
...And Harold Jackson.
by JM10/20/2015 3:22:54 AM
Mike Trout reference wins!
by DAL 10/20/2015 3:23:00 AM
Nolan carol no.1 eagles cb...Maxwell should be cut
by flyineagles10/20/2015 3:23:26 AM
Reel in the carping on Sturgis, he's no longer floundering around after having a whale of game when it was on the line and he was on the hook for the victory.
by sfphillyfan10/20/2015 3:23:32 AM
OK, the rest of can retire from Sturgis jokes. Nice work SFphillyfan.
by Mark Macyk10/20/2015 3:23:53 AM
I went fishing with Trout.
by Mr. Poopypants10/20/2015 3:23:55 AM
Murray is rushing for more yards today than it seems he's had all season. thats sad lmao
by JsLopresti10/20/2015 3:24:02 AM
We may be winning, but not winning a Super bowl (or even a playoff game) with this QB/Coach. Do you really think this team beats Tom Brady?
by Ugh!10/20/2015 3:24:05 AM
Yes, let's fin-ish the jokes
by PMau10/20/2015 3:24:08 AM
Canada looks likely to elect the first new leader in 10 years, with Canadian networks projecting a victory for Justin Trudeau's Liberal party.
by Dan Would Rather10/20/2015 3:24:14 AM
So it's a good night for everyone.
by Mark Macyk10/20/2015 3:24:25 AM
What is Sturgis's NET total tonight?
by Drew from Blackwood10/20/2015 3:24:28 AM
there goes Fournette
by Peyton10/20/2015 3:24:30 AM
We Eagles fans hold a lot of players from very bad teams near and dear to us
by Tim Rossovich10/20/2015 3:24:32 AM
We would need to deflate the footballs .
by Ugh!10/20/2015 3:24:41 AM
Giants doing a better job of Eagles of running out the clock
by crypticx10/20/2015 3:24:44 AM
Come onn eli give me another interception
by run it10/20/2015 3:24:44 AM
by Tim Rossovich10/20/2015 3:24:58 AM
Cod Sturgis finally be the answer to our kicking woes?
by WIP Caller10/20/2015 3:25:00 AM
by Mark Macyk10/20/2015 3:25:03 AM
Thanks @macyk! I'm smoking what Kelce and Gruden are smoking.
by sfphillyfan10/20/2015 3:25:12 AM
What do you have when Kelly calls Sturgis' number? Fish and Chips.
by JM10/20/2015 3:25:18 AM
Oh that is a good one, too.
by Mark Macyk10/20/2015 3:25:26 AM
The next Eagle QB will be at least a minimal running threat. That's part of why things aren't clicking. The math doesn't work when the D need not respect the keeper.
by Bluehen10/20/2015 3:25:28 AM
Sturgis talk gives me a haddock
by ConnorWanBartobi10/20/2015 3:25:39 AM
If Sturgis is an Eagle, does that make him a Flying Fish?
by Drew from Blackwood10/20/2015 3:26:00 AM
Oh wow, yeah it does.
by Mark Macyk10/20/2015 3:26:09 AM
Fish and Chips.....we have a new winner!
by DAL 10/20/2015 3:26:11 AM
by Mr. Poopypants10/20/2015 3:26:13 AM
Can we say the Eagle defense is good now?
by SeenGreen10/20/2015 3:26:14 AM
A penalty on what
by run it10/20/2015 3:26:15 AM
Not this year.....As long as they don't lose out the rest of the way Chip is going to be back next year. Hopefully he gets some sense about the types of players that actually work in his schemes and he does something about that offensive line
by Reid's Hoagie Menu10/20/2015 3:26:19 AM
Why are we still watching this game? Don't we have to get up early for work??